Wotcha... ***crazy wave*** In answer to the chain-saw murderer question..... NO... you have the look about you of someone who would think that that was far too quick a way for someone to die.... axe-murderer? yes... you could get a few good swings in and perhaps even a good run up aswell.... it's dangerous to run with chain-saws don'tchaknow... it's like running with scissors except you get caught out and accidentally end up doing yourself in instead of your victim....

 

Let me explain...

 

As a nipper... I was taught that when carrying scissors, you always held them by the pointy end so that if you ran and fell over, you were offering the courtesy of stabbing yourself through the wrist from the impact of hitting the ground instead of plunging them into someone else's neck/arm/body part of choice...

 

Now if you apply the same reasoning to a chainsaw.... then carrying a rotating blade in your hand is surely asking for trouble!!!!

 

I think I should create some Public Service Announcements to make the general public aware of such things...

 

Anywho's..... Hope things are reasonably entertaining your way...

 

DB

Why doesn't he have a beard indeed. It seems unlikely, given their appearance, that the gorilla's taught him how to shave. But I know not of the ways of the jungle, so you never know.

 

And wouldn't skinny builders be somewhat less productive then their burlier counterparts?

Happy belated birthday for whenever it was as well.